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Since I have yet to have any coffee, thusly having ill effects on my html skills, spelling and my concept of time and matter, I give you-

Desperate mother puts eye on sale

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20050421/od_uk_nm/oukoe_bangladesh_eye

ahem- "whatdafuck?!

This my friend is beyond a bad day. This is a bad life. I really have nothing to say that can aptly describe how f@*ked up this is. No words. But I do have a message of love for India.

Dear India.
Knock this shit off. The Cast system is old and doesn't work. You are no longer under the rule of an angry, fat, old, conquest lov'n queen who obviously didn't like you. And hell, China likes you now anyway. So take care of your people for Christ sake. It will improve your economy, your world standing, your standards of living and even make you look a bit prettier. What the hell do you have to loose at this point? Your dignity? You don't have any more dignity! You lost it what that angry, fat, old, conquest lov'n queen who obviously didn't like you bitched slapped you from that damn little island. So pick yourself up. Clean yourself off. And take that first step into becoming not such an asshole. I know you can do it. We do it here in America all the time. Probably more than we would like to admit.

Your friend and pall.

Dave
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From:grendelsden
Date:April 21st, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
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Oh I have a feeling there will be quite a few dear __insert nation here__ moments.
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